500-Year-Old Food Makes Me Sick!

(Resources for Using It's Disgusting—and We Ate It! in School Activities)

Subjects: language arts, social studies
Based on: pages in It's Disgusting titled "A Royal Feast" and "Eat Yourself Sick, Your Highness" (pages 20-21, page numbers not marked)
Purpose: to learn how to play with language, developing creativity
Instructions to Students: Here are some names of foods that kings and queens loved to eat five hundred years ago. Imagine what you think these foods were like and write a poem about one of them (or write a silly imaginary recipe). You're not trying to figure out what the food really was—write about what it sounds like to YOU! Have fun!
Furmenty Spynye Crustades of Fish
White Worts Eels in Gauncelye Hanoney
Cockatrice Murreye Haggis
Tripe of turbot Blamanger Garbage

Information for Teacher: Here's what the foods in the activity above really are (reveal these only after the students write their poems or recipes):

Furmenty: wheat boiled in milk—often served with such items as porpoise meat.
White Worts: "Worts" is an ancient word for "herbs," surviving in plant names today like "Saint John's Wort." "White worts" were nothing more than herbs boiled in almond milk.
Cockatrice: No medieval feast was complete without roast cockatrice, a mythical beast that the cooks faked by sewing the front half of a pig to the back half of a rooster (Click on the word "cockatrice" to see a 500-year-old recipe for roast cockatrice)
Tripe of turbot: fish guts! (A turbot is a kind of fish.)
Spynye: sweet soup made with hawthorn flowers
Eels in Gauncelye: a soup made from bread and eels
Murreye: dark red soup often colored with mulberries
Blamanger: a pudding that could contain anything from capons to fish—the ancestor of the modern French pudding called "blancmange"
Crustades of Fish: Fish custard
Hanoney: Scrambled eggs with onions
Haggis: sheep guts boiled in the sheep's stomach
Garbage: giblet soup, made with birds' heads, feet, gizzards, etc.
More Exercises:
Feast of the Century--The Sixteenth Century!

Recess Makes Me Queasy (a game)

Other Activities


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